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Future Plans
Career
I want to be a serial killer when I grow up, but there are requirements. First, I plan to go to Harvard for six months, then drop out, because the work was too easy, This would make people think that i am smart. second, I have to seclude myself in my house for 14 years; making sure that NO ONE sees me at all. Third, I will suddenly appear again for six months only, making the locals uneasy. Finally, I can start mass murdering my town. It would take exactly fifteen years for me to pull this off, but i am feeling confident about it.
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